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February 2013
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Oh Nicholas, I have what’s called an income.
– Schmidt, New Girl S02E18
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January 2013
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When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to...
– Amy Poehler on Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow
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Too many joy rides in daddy’s Jaguar
Too many white lies and white lines...
– Super Rich Kids, Frank Ocean
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Mr. Allen, do you truly believe that happiness in...
This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life. I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I always have since I was a little boy; it hasn’t gotten worse with age or anything. I do feel that’s it’s a grim, painful, nightmarish, meaningless experience and that the only way that you can be happy is if you tell yourself some lies and deceive yourself.
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Baby, seasons change but people don't.
SO QUIT THE RESOLUTIONS.
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December 2012
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Kisses
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